Target Shoppin'

You meet some interesting people in line at Target. I was shopping with my cousins at target and we were having a particularly fun time playing with a wonder ball, and so we decided to buy it. The cashier looked at it, which an excited expression, and he said to us in such a tradition stoner voice: "Duuuuuude, could you imagine playing with this on acid man? That would be aweeeesommeee. But of course, that's the old me. I don't do that anymore." Not sure what to say, there was an awkward moment of silence and he checked his watch and continued: "Damnit, when is my break?! I need some fresh air and some nicotine. I need a cigarette." 


Target has some interesting employees.