Life

Thirteen men, two women, and a cat sit around a table, pondering life, all of them wearing tin foil hats.

   "Sex, money, alcohol, work, sex," say the men, breaking the silence.
   "Nay," say the women. "Sex, money, clothing, hair, sex."
   "Meow," say the cat. "Meow meow meow meow meow meow."
   "So very wise," say the men.
   "Brilliant," say the women.
   The cat purrs.