Camerica Talk Show

Alaska - Hasciya

Toni with and I - Eden

Pudge- Michaela

Jake - Bella

Camera dude- Ethan Chen

Toni with an I (TI)- Hi everybody! Welcome back to Camerica. I’m your host: Toni with an I. Today we have some very “special” guests for you. From John Green’s book, Looking for Alaska; here are Milo and Alabama!

~Studio audience applause and boos~

Alaska (A)- *Under her breath* It’s Alaska

Pudge (P)- Um, It’s Miles, but you can call me Pudge.

TI- Ok Pooj! I have some questions for you two about your love life.

A- Oh, we don’t have a love life. We never had a love life. HE does not have a love life. I do.

P- *exasperated* Hey!

TI- Tell us about that Arizona.

A- *through gritted teeth* Alaska. Well, I have a boyfriend. I love him very much. We actually had a nice date last night. I mean, sometimes I flirt with Pudge. It is just a joke though.

~Studio audience goes “ooooooooh”~

TI- Oh goodness. What are your thoughts on this Fudge?

P- Sure it was a joke. If it was a joke, why’d you make out with me?

~Studio audience gasps~

TI- *le gasps* Seems like there is some romantic tension. Let’s bring Jack, Agnes’s boyfriend, in now!

A- What? N--

Jake (J)- (enters) ~studio audience WILD applause~

J- It’s Jake. *winks at camera*

~cue fangirl sounds~

TI- So, Jek, what is your opinion on this matter?

J- What matter?

~studio audience gasps~

TI- He doesn’t know!!! Alexa, would you like to tell Jay?

P- *whispers through gritted teeth* Nooooo…

TI- What was that Puddle?

P- Nothing.

TI- It’s your turn Ally.

A- *Deep breath. Sigh.* Before I say anything, Jake, I want you to know that I love you so much. Um… Pudge and I… We may have made out last night.

~Studio Audience boos~

J- *Angry shouts* What?!?

A- Jake, I--

TI- *Looking into the camera* Ooh. The tension is growing. We just found out Aska is cheating on Joe, with her friend Mark.

A- Cheating? No. It was a dare. We were drunk.

J- *Glares at Pudge* What do you have to say about this?

P- I… Uh… What she said. Drunk. Dare. Yeah

J- Alaska. When was this? Where was I?

A- It was last night. You were with your parents for the weekend.

J- But we had a date that night!

A- I know… This is too much. I need a smoke. *Pulls out a fake cigarette*

TI- Woah woah woah. No smoking on this set Ava. Er, if you need to smoke, please go outside.

A- I don’t give a *beep* what you say *in a mocking voice* Toni with an I. *Leaves*

*Toni with an I, Jake, and Pudge sit there awkwardly for 5 seconds.*

*Cricket noises*

TI- Well, uh, we’ll see you after this quick break.

CUE COMMERCIAL BREAK

Static

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*Show Jake* “Uh, what am I doing here?”

State farm logo and jingle.

A arguing with TI, low sound, beeps

TI looks at camera, fixes her mic

TI- Annnndddd we are back!

A- *Grumbles under breath*

TI-  So Moss, what do you have to say for yourself?

P- I uh… It was a dare? *scoff from Jake* I mean we were both very drunk and didn’t think much of it. Looking back at it now, it probably wasn’t the best idea

J- Ya think?????

A- Jake, calm down. It didn’t mean anything, I promise. I still love you.

P- Well-

*le argue*

Sound fades out